Right as the Baltimore Business Journal was dutifully reporting that Dave Dombrow would return to Under Armour as Chief Design Officer after a three-month stint with Nike, a storm was brewing online.

You see, the Baltimore apparel giant had just dropped a new version of NBAMVP Stephen Curry’s ridiculously lucrative signature shoe.

Twitter thought they were trash, though, and was merciless with the dad jokes:

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